Cast: 2 either
J: Hello, everyone! I’m here with a new and improved classic novelty!
N: The classic prank of the Whoopee cushion under the chair is BACK!
Both: And smellier than ever!
J: This new product comes complete with smell.
N: So now, your friends will be blamed for breaking wind any time you want.
J: How about a little demonstration for the audience?
N: Great idea. (Blows up cushion and creates noise.)
J: Oh, that smells awful!
N: Wow, that is bad.
Both: This can be yours for only three easy payments of $5.99.
N: So call now before we pass out from the smell, 555-1234.
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