Strange Visitors by Will Schultz

Strange Visitors Skit by Will Schultz

Cast: 3-4 either

Props:

Book

Chair

Two guns

Phone

(1 is sitting in a chair reading a book. 4 enters carrying a sign over his head that reads “Strange Visitors” and on the back side facing A reads “Bad”.)

1: That is not a good sign. (4 turns around and show the audience the other side of the sign. He exits. W and B enter dressed as aliens.)

2: (Gibberish, slowly turns to talking as he turns a knob on his chest, turns to W): Turn your voice to Earthling Mode.

3: (Fiddles with knob on chest until B thumps W’s back. While this goes on, W says “Testing” until it can be understood.)

2: Do you remember the objective?

3: Yes.

2: OK, then. Switch that gun to “Stun”.

3: (Acts like he flips a switch on the side of the gun, walks up to the door and stands in front of it, pointing his

gun at the door.)

2: Ready?

3: (Nods)

2: Now remember, don’t shoot ME. Now, hit that doorbell.

3: (Pause) What’s a doorbell?

2: (Gives him a surprised, disgusted stare.) Don’t you remember that from Earthling Training?

3: Uhhhh. Oh! I remember now!

2: Shoot. For a minute there I was hoping that I would have to slap you to vent my…err, to jog your memory.

3: (Pulls back his left fist and punches the doorbell, ringing it but hurting his hand in the process. He drops the

gun in his right hand so he can use it to hold his left hand.) Owwww!

1: (Stands up) Who could that be? (Starts to walk to door.)

2: I meant PUSH it, not HIT it, you idiot!

3: Well, you SAID to- (A opens door. W stops talking as A stares at W and B while B and W stare at A. Then they

all scream and B grabs door and shuts it. A puts his back to door, then grabs phone, hides frantically behind

furniture, and dials while B and W converse.)

All (together): Man! That thing was weird!

2: What was that? A human? I’ve never seen anything like it!

3: I have, but only in the sci-fi movies!

2: I don’t think we want anything to do with a that weirdo from another planet! Let’s get out of here! (2 and 3 exit.)

1: I’m not lying, Officer! They were there! Honest! Two big green men right at my door! They probably would have killed me if- Hello? (Pulls phone away from ear and looks at it.)

(End scene, 1 exits.)